How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love DFS

Love DFS? Hmm.

Perhaps to my detriment in this changing world, I am not a gambler. I started playing fantasy sports back in the mid-1980s for the intellectual challenge and the camaraderie. The money was a nice carrot at the end of the season, but it was never even remotely a part of the motivation for me. Maybe that's why my Three Cardinal Rules for Winners look like this:

Rule 1: Revel in your success; fame is fleeting.

Rule 2: Exercise excruciating humility.

Rule 3: 100% of winnings must be spent on significant others . . .

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